goodbye #18

I'm crying. Jason Bartlett just got traded to the Tampa Bay Devil Rays.

No more January Caravan. No more #18. No more gorgeous, error-prone shortstop that I can't live without. I fucking hate baseball. I hate the Twins. I hate life. I hate everything, I can't stand this.

I just fell in love with the Twins and now they broke my heart. Torii, Jason, Johan, Matt. You'll all be missed.

I'm bawling, actually.

I hate this.