Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Cy, I Suck

Twins 3, Padres 1

In usual news, I suck at life and Kevin Slowey is gorgeous/pitches to perfection (NEARLY, okay?) each/every time he graces the mound with his presence. Yep, I said it.

I'd also like to tell Jesse Crain that it is not a-okay to spoil 6 shutout innings from Kevin with suckishness. I think it would be best if I told him to personally use his Crain-ium in situations such as that. Oohh, yuck, that was a bad joke.

Thanks, Brendan Harris, for saving Crain's behind with a home run after sucking it up big time earlier in the game. Also, way to go Brian Buscher. Show Mike Lamb and his scruffy beard how it's done.

Not making any calls on this one, folks, but I'm just going to say that Perkins can and should pitch nicely tonight. At 1.5 games back, we are almost ready to squash the Bitch Sox. Here's to wishing!

11 comments:

S.Rail said...

Ha Ha. Mike Lamb...he sucks. Brian Buscher...is like 100 times better than him. Also, I agree on your thoughts on Jesse Crain. Kevin Slowey could have pitched longer and actually gotten the win... (he should go steal it from Reyes). Slowey could have also gotten a base hit or something but NO. They had him bunt. Um, HELLO. Slowey is our best pitcher hitter here!!

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