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Rangers 6, Twins 5 (10 innings)

Sidney flippin' Ponson is pitching. Obviously, I will be giving (almost) my full attention to the TV.

I'm calling that somebody's going to get hit by a pitch tonight. Of course, Mr. Pontoon will be the one who threw it. Maybe. Unless he's become totally poised and elegant now. (Too bad you can't hear me laughing at the moment.)